{"id":478,"date":"2011-03-29T09:49:25","date_gmt":"2011-03-29T15:49:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.superstarcrasher.com\/view\/?p=478"},"modified":"2011-04-17T01:08:50","modified_gmt":"2011-04-17T07:08:50","slug":"then-thousands","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.superstarcrasher.com\/view\/2011\/03\/then-thousands\/","title":{"rendered":"Then, Thousands!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Rost propelled himself on one hand for forty miles,<\/p>\n<p>And with the other for forty more. In this manner,<\/p>\n<p>He crossed the Sea of Quietude, which was itself<\/p>\n<p>Spitefully away from the light of day. Rost wore heavy<\/p>\n<p>Armor fashioned from metal baking dishes and duct tape,<\/p>\n<p>And he carried his sword through his chest.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Rost\u2019s sword, the legendary Kyulchtr-chyutra<\/p>\n<p>Was the bread-cleaver of a dwarf-giantess. with a ruby<\/p>\n<p>Pommel and a claw-hilt for creaming butter.<\/p>\n<p>Rost had fandango\u2019d with the giantess for the privilege<\/p>\n<p>So long as he promised to keep it close to his heart;<\/p>\n<p>His sternum became its new sheath.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>The sea was not water. Rost was careful not to drink<\/p>\n<p>A drop of the dark he swam through.<\/p>\n<p>To do so would sink him to the bottom,<\/p>\n<p>Dead beyond death,<\/p>\n<p>Where even the entropy slept.<\/p>\n<p>He was very tired.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>To get here, he had cursed the moon-lit sky six times as life left through<\/p>\n<p>The sucking wound where Kyulchtr-chyutra slept.<\/p>\n<p>The ground he cursed six times more, and he walked until<\/p>\n<p>The world peeled from him and he fell through soft<\/p>\n<p>Breezes, slowing as his feet broke the surface<\/p>\n<p>And he was in the dark of the Sea.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>The empty sun that hung overhead<\/p>\n<p>Was a white ring that sung dim light<\/p>\n<p>On Rost and helped illuminate his destination.<\/p>\n<p>For what might have been a day he swam two hundred miles,<\/p>\n<p>Falling into a slave stupor, his head bobbing lower<\/p>\n<p>And lower with each and every stroke.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>The horrible scratching of jagged glass against his chest<\/p>\n<p>Woke him up, and he stood up on the eternal shore of silence.<\/p>\n<p>It was obsidian that in the dim light had a shine<\/p>\n<p>That made the coast look paved with lightning.<\/p>\n<p>He pulled the sword out of his chest<\/p>\n<p>And coughed.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Rost walked away from the coast, his left arm dragging<\/p>\n<p>His sword behind him, leaving a thin trail in the glass.<\/p>\n<p>Soon he was stepping on flat black stone and vicious little creatures<\/p>\n<p>Came out to meet him. He forced his point and rivulets of blood<\/p>\n<p>Wrapped themselves around the horns of the beheaded strewn like crumbs behind Rost.<\/p>\n<p>He did not come for them; they were taken without hesitation.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>In this twilight kingdom there was no<\/p>\n<p>Horizon waiting, only a clear dark that hung<\/p>\n<p>Over the empty space.<\/p>\n<p>The only sight, beside the sun, to see were corpses<\/p>\n<p>Of other men who came to face their demons<\/p>\n<p>And did not make it so far.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Rost walked into a field of gravestones and<\/p>\n<p>The natives of this other world began to keep<\/p>\n<p>A healthy distance away from the man.<\/p>\n<p>Rost could not read the names of the lost<\/p>\n<p>And forgotten had come so far, only to bury<\/p>\n<p>Themselves alive with their own melancholia.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Past the stones, Rost found his quarry<\/p>\n<p>Wrapped around the steeple of a burnt church.<\/p>\n<p>It was an ancient dragon, long bearded<\/p>\n<p>And emaciated from the ages.<\/p>\n<p>Rost raised Kyulchtr-chyutra and issued<\/p>\n<p>Silent challenge to the dragon.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI am the Grand Holy!<\/p>\n<p>I am the Melchizedek and Melchior!<\/p>\n<p>I am What Is and All That Was!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>said the dragon.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI am Maker of Flames<\/p>\n<p>And my name is Rex!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>\u201cMy name is Rost.<\/p>\n<p>I am a man.<\/p>\n<p>I come from above.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>said Rost.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThis sword is not mine,<\/p>\n<p>But I\u2019ll have your life.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>The dragon unwound itself from the church,<\/p>\n<p>Beating gales with its wings and gathering<\/p>\n<p>Breath in its terrible maw, many miles above.<\/p>\n<p>Rost stood firm with Kyulchtr-chyutra<\/p>\n<p>And the sword flourished,<\/p>\n<p>Hastening the wind down.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Fire rained down<\/p>\n<p>Out the dragon\u2019s mouth,<\/p>\n<p>Smoke and lightning clouding its face.<\/p>\n<p>Rost covered his head and the cold steel<\/p>\n<p>Of Kyulchtr-chyutra took in the flames,<\/p>\n<p>Smelling of blood and bread freshly baking.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Rost pressed forward while the dragon<\/p>\n<p>Was blind from its expulsions<\/p>\n<p>And removed one of its toes.<\/p>\n<p>He watched the pain quickly climb up<\/p>\n<p>The long of the dragon,<\/p>\n<p>Arching its back and forcing its roar.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Down came a claw, and off it went too.<\/p>\n<p>Down came the maw, and the dragon<\/p>\n<p>Hesitated before Rost\u2019s sword.<\/p>\n<p>Rost thrust Kyulchtr-chyutra forward<\/p>\n<p>And cut into its jaw, the blade finally meeting<\/p>\n<p>A match worth fighting.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Rost was flailed back and forth as<\/p>\n<p>The dragon tried to knock the sword<\/p>\n<p>Off of its face. Rost took a breath and<\/p>\n<p>In the middle of the tussle found<\/p>\n<p>Just the right angle to fling himself down<\/p>\n<p>The throat of the beast.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>The dragon heaved and coughed<\/p>\n<p>With enough force that both Rost<\/p>\n<p>and Kyulchtr-chyutra were thrown<\/p>\n<p>Back to the stone-field where the corpse-trail<\/p>\n<p>and head-path remained.<\/p>\n<p>The dragon came soon.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Rost took up the sword again<\/p>\n<p>With a resolute face.<\/p>\n<p>He stared down the dragon as it glared.<\/p>\n<p>There was a chittering noise,<\/p>\n<p>tiny and fierce.<\/p>\n<p>Rost heard it around him.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>From the north came the dragon<\/p>\n<p>And from the west came that noise<\/p>\n<p>That in the south was just echo\u2019d<\/p>\n<p>But the east made in stereo.<\/p>\n<p>Rost held his blade firm when<\/p>\n<p>East came the first dragonling.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Rost propelled himself on one hand for forty miles, And with the other for forty more. 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