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Data will not help you now.<\/li>\n<li>Myth beats journalism, every time.<\/li>\n<li>Mass shootings are a typical meteorological event of the Anthropocene, act accordingly.<\/li>\n<li>Laughter and joy are the sweetest fruits of life: don&#8217;t let the death-lovers take them.<\/li>\n<li>The magic is turning back on very slowly, but not for everyone and not in a good way.<\/li>\n<li>We&#8217;re never going to get anything good done in this country if we keep taking scoundrels seriously as another other than what they are.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A few points We are all stormlanders now. Even when you feel safe you know this now. Facts will not help you now. 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